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Paradise Lost
Pairing: Eden x reader
Description: You weren't gonna give Bailey any of your hard earned money, not this week. Thinking you'll fare better in the woods than town this time of night, you head there. Your plan was to stay in the caves by the lake, and figure out a better situation in the morning. You don't make it that far.
Rating: Not sfw
Content Warning: fem reader with fem parts, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Guns, chasing, kidnapping, restraints, dub con/non con, first time, yandere , predator/prey, a disgusting amount of pet names honestly, as always ask to tag
Word Count: 5282
Notes: I wanted to get this out by Halloween, obviously that didn't happen. I've had this idea for a while and the draft since *checks* August 2023, apparently. It's not even the oldest one I just live like this! Eden may seem ooc but I was having a lot of fun so I just ran with it.

Bailey was out of his fucking mind if he thought he was gonna get any of your hard earned cash. You work your ass off every day, foraging in the woods and growing anything in that pitiful little garden by the orphanage, and he thinks he can just take your money now? As if. You wouldnât let that happen.
Today was the promised day for the money. You couldnât even remember how much it was, only that it was too much and you wouldnât let him bully you into complacency. However⊠that did leave you out, alone, as darkness was slowly closing over the town. You didnât exactly have a place to crash, either, so as you slowly walk down Domus street you try to consider your options.
You could walk down to the hospital and stay in the waiting room? They might shoo you out if you were caught sleeping though⊠Maybe you could try calling Sydney? But he was probably still at the church⊠and it wouldnât be right to bother him. He probably wouldnât have the heart to say no. You could break into the massage parlor and rest there as long you were out before they opened. But you had been hoping to pick up some shifts in the future, so that probably wasnât the best ideaâŠ
Where did that leave you, though? Even if the summer air was balmy and warm, there wasnât a chance in hell you were waiting on the streets tonight. And there wasnât much you could do with your time and you werenât quite scared enough yet to hit up the strip club for work. All that was left for you were the woods that had already given you so much. You fancied yourself better in a fight versus a wolf than another person anyways.
So with mind made up and confidence in your step, you head from Domus street into the woods, passing by Gwylynâs shop and further into the welcoming trees. You always did feel more at home here anyways. You canât help but smile as you pass by some of your favorite foraging spots and thereâs a part of you that kind of wants to do a little now but you push that aside.
In the forest proper there wasnât that many fantastic spots to rest. But then you recall the set of caves by the lake. Hopefully this late at night your schoolmates were done messing around out there. Plus, you knew a shortcut there to! It would be no problem, especially since you donât have school tomorrow. So with new hop in your step, you begin to move that way, unbothered by the new darkness around you as the forest seems to come alive.
The sounds of insects and birds comforts you, even when you can hear the occasional wolf call in the distance. Youâre already close to the lake when you pause in your step. You can hear rustling ahead, so you duck down to see⊠a foxboy, looking to and fro as he digs up some bird eggs. You donât fancy yourself as someone super sneaky but you canât help yourself, carefully sneaking forward; eyes not on the precious bird eggs but his fluffy tail. You never wanted to pet a tail more than this oneâŠ!
The foxboys ears perk up at a sound, and you stiffen. You were so close! But as he quickly turns his gaze to you, he frowns and speaks. âTrying to catch me off guard and steal?â
âN-no!â You sputter, surprised heâs even bothering to speak to you when he easily could have taken his goods and ran. âI um⊠you looked very soft, I was sneaking to see if I could manage to pet you a littleâŠâ You admit sheepishly to him. The foxboy changes in demeanor, turning to you with a grin.
âSo you just wanted to get close to me?â You donât like how you can see the glint of his fangs when he grins. You try to back up away but with you still crouching, the fox is able to leap on you and pin your prone form to the forest floor. âYou should have just said so human, Iâm unmatedâŠâ He murmurs leaning in close to you. Panic starts to seize you as you struggle in his grip.
âNot what I meant! Let me go please pleaseâŠ!â You try to raise your knees to shove him off you but this foxboy is stronger than you anticipated. Your every move seems futile as the foxboy quickly works to take off your clothing. You canât help the scream you let out, desperation passing by your lips. Youâre too far out for Gwylyn to hear you, though. No one could save you from thisâŠ
The foxboy digs his nails into your soft skin as he rips away your pants. You close your eyes as tears start to prick at them from the pain. You take a deep, shuddering breath to stop yourself from crying before a thundering nose rings out, blinding the dark forest a moment and clearing your running thoughts for a long moment.
As everything seems to settle, you realize itâs the unmistakable noise of a gun shot, and it has the foxboy skittering off faster than you can even open your eyes. Youâre shaking, struggling to sit up and pull up your pants at the same time. In the dying light, you can make out the vague figure of a person, shotgun still smoking in their hands.
For a moment, neither of you speak. You arenât sure if you should thank them, or start running yourself. The air is thick and uncertain, and you swallow lump forming in your throat as you look up at the person who saved you. Would they prove to be an actual savior, or just as bad as the beast before them?
âWhatâs a pretty girl like you doing out in the woods so late at night?â His voice is low, gruff. Even as he lowers his weapon, thereâs an undeniable edge to him. Something that demands to be respected.
âTrying to stay out of trouble,â You start, eyeing his dark figure carefully. Thankfully, your pants arenât entirely destroyed and youâre able to wear them properly, to stand tall and wary in front of your new company. âWhat has you saving strange girls in the middle of the woods so late?â You ask back, dusting forest debris off yourself. Trying to stay calm, casual. Hoping for the best in him.
âWas hoping to do some hunting tonight.â You donât like the way he smirks, the way he shifts his weight from one leg to another and cracks his knuckles in his hands. âThink Iâve found the best prey these woods have to offer, anyhow.â Your throat seizes as he says this. You donât think-- canât think you just move.
But where is there to run? Your wellies hold up under thundering footfall but you can hear him behind you, hear him laughing as he follows suit. You canât help but wonder if he would follow you towards town. Or if it would even be safe? Thereâs so much to consider, so much to avoid, the world around you quickly growing darker and darker in betrayal.
Youâre coming across the river, you can hear the rushing water promising you freedom just ahead. If you could swim across, hell even jump in and just let the water take you, youâre sure your pursuer wouldnât follow. You just had to push a little further, want it a little more, to run, run, run!
That is, until, you feel his weight crashing into you, feel your body crumple under his as he grabs you from behind. The sound of rushing water is so distant now, behind the sound of your own running blood, of your labored breathing and drumming heartbeat.
âArenât you smart,â He coos, grunting as you try to wriggle out from under him. But heâs stronger than you, happy to pin you down in the dirt and whisper his victories in your ear. âTrying to lose me in the river, eh? If only you were a little fasterâŠâ He tuts softly. Gods, even through your clothing, he could feel how warm you were. How soft. A prize well worth the chase, no matter how short the hunt was.
âPl, please.â Itâs difficult to cough up the word, not when heâs still leaning down on you, applying pressure directly on your overworked lungs. âI, I justâŠ!â Oh goodness, were you crying? âI, I never⊠I havenâtâŠ!â You canât even finish your sentence, hiccups threatening your words until a sob racks your body and cuts you off entirely.
âOh darling,â He almost pities you, but the rush of blood that went straight to his dick makes it hard to think. âSaving yourself for me?â He canât help but growl as he leans in closer to your neck, taking a moment to truly take all of you in. He had been looking for someone like you. Someone soft and sweet and innocent, someone he could make into his perfect partner. Someone who didnât know how to fight back.
â...Sâpose least I can do is make it special. Weâre close to home as it is.â You feel your stomach drop as you hear a belt being undone. You canât help but close your eyes and whimper, expecting to feel the heat of his body that much closer to you. Instead, you feel warm leather wrap around your wrists and gasp out as youâre unceremoniously lifted and tossed over his shoulders.
Held over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, you have to give your mind a moment to catch up. You could see his shotgun bouncing along his back as he walked, unbothered by your weight. You could feel the ache beginning to start in your shoulders and elbows, forced at an awkward angle where your arms are tied behind your back. You feel your lungs start to settle into normalcy as you can finally breathe again. When you find your voice again, you can only ask â...Home?â The word feels hollow on your tongue. You donât even know if you have it in you to fight back against him. It all felt inevitable at this point.
âYour new home.â He corrects with a smile to his tone. âOur home now, I reckon.â You decide to continue on in blissful silence as you he takes you farther into the dark of the forest. Not much time seems to have passed as the forest begins to clear out. As he moves forward, you can see dark shapes that arenât trees or bushes, nothing you can make out now. Your not left long to wonder as youâre brought indoors, and placed down roughly on a bed.
The cabin is well lit, but sparely decorated. You canât hardly take it in before your yanked closer to the man. Holding you by your bound wrists in one hand, he places another binding on you with his other; a collar, complete with a leash, that he wastes no time wrapping around the wrought iron frame of the bed. You were truly trapped and at his whim now. When he finally speaks again, it seems to spark you out of your stupor. When had you begun to cry so much? You could hardly see his face through the blur of them.
âIâm gonna release your hands now.â The look on his face is stern. Thereâs a deep crease between the lines of his eyes, and you donât know if this man has ever worn something other than a frown on his face. âIf youâre a good girl for me, this can be nice for both of us.â He places his large, calloused hands over the tie on your wrists. âCan you be a good girl?â His whisper might have meant to been seductive or calming, but it sounded grating in your ears. His deep tone promised nothing good for you.
âIâll... be a good girl for you.â You dare not raise your voice above a whisper; you donât move as you see him grin slightly, see a flush come to his face. You donât even move as one of his hands comes to cup your cheek, wiping away stray tears.
âGood girls get to feel good.â He slowly unbinds the worn leather belt. Heâs watching you closely, but you still donât move, even as your wrists are freed. He looks you over as the belt is tossed aside. âWhy donât you lay down for me, sweetheart?â His pet names make you feel sick. He rubs your sore wrists, even as you move roboticly into place on the bed for him. His hands pet along your soft body, ogling you through your torn shirt and moving to look you in the eyes again. âYou really are a sight for sore eyes.â he sighs, so content. You wonder if youâre the first person heâs shared this bed with. Wonder if youâll be the last.
âWhy are you doing this?â Your words seem to surprise him. They surprised you too; he was already getting ready to tear your shirt the rest of the way off your body, but your words stop his movement. âY-you donât have to. I-I can still be good for you, but we can⊠we canâŠâ Your words die down as you take in the darkening look on his face. One last, pathetic attempt for mercy. One that is quickly quashed.
âOh, darling.â He looks at you; looks at you all soft and sweet, and at his mercy. âYouâre gonna be good for me, or youâre gonna see what happens to bad girls.â He frowns at you, as if it were obvious. âAnd donât you want me to be good to you for your first time?â He looks at you expectantly, an eyebrow raised. You blink once, confused. But soon you realize; he wants you to play along. You could be pathetic, you could be weak and scared. All the more excuse to comfort and coddle you; you had to play your part right, or he would play his wrong too.
âP-please be nice to me. Iâll be good, I promise.â He likes it when you beg. He likes it when tears spring to your eyes and you go all soft and pathetic for him. Wanted to be the predator to your prey. âJust donât hurt me.â Wanted to be the one to protect you, too. The best of both worlds, it seemed.
âAnd I wonât, honey.â He coos, leaning in close to your face. âJust as long as you take everything I give to you.â You find yourself nodding, too scared to speak when heâs nose to nose with you. At that, he smiles; itâs ill fitting on his face. He looks too calm, too serene.
Its worse, perhaps, that he wants to talk you through it. âI gotta get you out of these ruined clothes now, baby.â Heâs starting to breath heavy, eyes growing darker with desire. You can only nod and watch as he uses his brute strength to rip open your shirt, tossing it to the side. Your bra is thankfully, treated much more gently, slid from your body until your breasts are bared open to the hungry gaze of the man before you.
He takes his time admiring them. His touch is soft, almost reverent. Far too gentle for what this is; the pads of his rough fingers catch on your soft skin, but it doesnât stop him. Doesnât keep him from palming your flesh, and watching with wide, breathless gaze as your nipples harden under him. âYouâre such a treat.â You think you might just be, from the way heâs all but drooling over you.
Perhaps you were made to be consumed.
And God, does he ever savor; his touch moves south, ever slow. You wish he would get it over with. Wish he wasnât so careful, that he would take what he had obviously won already. But he doesnât; he traces formless designs along the soft dip and curves of your body, reaching the hem of your barely together pants. He lets out a heavy breath through his nose, catching your eyes. âYouâre lucky I got to you in time. Gonna treat you so much better than that beast could have.â Would he, though?
The foxboy would have had the decency to make it quick. Would leave you alone after abusing you. Wouldnât force you to look at him through it all. He wouldnât pull down your pants with such reverence, with some sort of sick look of love in his gaze.
âIâm gonna make you feel so good.â His voice had taken on a husky tone, gravel and desire taking up space in his throat as he sees the dark spot on your panties. âAnd look at you, already beinâ good for me and getting nice and wet.â He pets your pussy, running his fingers over the soft cotton, taking in the shiver that passes through your body. He has his eyes on his prize now, though, and with it so close he canât help but move fast, tearing your panties off you in one quick motion.
Laying before him, wide eyed, naked, and so, so afraid, you finally find it in you to speak again. âW-whatâs your name?â Itâs stupid. You shouldnât care. You should be finding a place far away in your mind to hide while you let this happen. But you canât run from this. Canât run from his thumb rubbing circles on the top of your thigh, canât hide from the drumming of his fingers on your hips. If heâs going to do this to you, if heâs going to keep you here and do so much more⊠You deserve that much.
âEden.â Its entirely out of place-- for here, for him. If this was anything, it was paradise lost.
Eden is much quicker in removing his own clothing. A small mercy, perhaps; you felt suffocated in the anticipation of it all. But all too soon, the both of you were naked; Eden, hard and wanting over you, small and trembling.
âShh, darling. I knowâŠâ He coos, scooting in close to you to pull you in a kiss. Its wrong; soft, wanting. Why does he bother with the theatrics? Why wonât he just take what he wants from you, and get it over with? Instead, he goes so achingly slow; tender touches that drive heat down where his fingers lay. His kiss is so full of longing your teeth ache from the feeling of it. âIâll take such good care of you.â He pulls your legs apart, pushing his knees between them. The starting of a home between your very ribs.
âProtect you,â His fingers glide over your bare cunt, barely there. Were you with a man, or a ghost? What had happened to the bravado of the strong hunter that caught you? âProvide for youâŠâ He teases your entrance with two fingers, collecting your arousal and swirling oh so gently. âLet me take care of you.â Again, he leans in to kiss you.
This time, you kiss back. It canât have been good; your eyes are closed, screwed tight so you donât see that love struck awe on his face and you can still feel yourself trembling, trying to move your lips against his in a way you think might please him. You have to be good for him. You have to.
âYou are taking care of me,â Your voice is still soft, so afraid to speak up when you can feel him knuckle deep in you, fingering you in a careful, controlled way.
âThen relax for me,â he laughs softly, eyes moving from your face two the way your pussy clenches to his fingers. âYouâre so tight, baby. You gotta relax if you want it to feel good.â He coos, those rough pads of his fingers rubbing at your g spot and having your gasping.
âI-I justâŠâ You take a deep, fortifying breath. In. Out. In. Out. Could you manage to relax? You open your eyes to look at him, but he has the same look on his face. Obsessive, full of desire and something you canât quite read.
âI got ya, pretty girl. Youâre okay with me.â An airy chuckle leaves him as he looks to your face. âYou can relax with me.â He promises. You try to. You really, really do.
You close your eyes and just try to focus on the feeling of it; lazy movements of his fingers, in and out of you. His big, warm, hand, resting on your thigh, sneaking over to your pussy to brush against your clit. It sends a jolt through you, has you gasping and clenching on his fingers and opening your eyes to look at him.
âThat feel good?â He laughs, the sound almost cruel. You nod slightly, unsure if you even wanted it to feel good. You just wanted it to be over with.
âUse your words, sweet girl. You gotta tell me when it feels good.â You canât help but whimper when he pumps his fingers and rubs your clit in tandem. You keen and chase the friction by bucking your hips, but he suddenly stops. âTold you, good girls speak when spoken too.â His warning is light, mirthful. It was a game right now but that could very quickly change. You swallow thickly.
âM-more, please.â You look up with big, wet eyes. He smiles, pleased with your quick compliance, and continues at the same pace as before. âFaster, Eden.â Your hands had remained glued to your side most this entire time, but now youâre tempted to grab his wrist, to grind against him for some sort of relief.
âThatâs a good girl.â His voice is a growl, the tone deep with his desire. You feel him scissor inside you, pushing his long fingers in and thrusting quickly. You just had to focus on that motion. Focus on the electric feeling welling up inside you and chase it. Grind against the delicious feeling of his deft fingers rubbing your clit and just let go--
âI think youâre good and ready now.â Itâs a near full system shock as he retreats his hands from you. You hear yourself whine loudly, before sensations come back to you and you open your eyes. Eden has a shit eating grin, even as he brings his fingers up to his mouth to taste of you. As you take deep breaths you dare a look between his legs. His fingers were nothing like what he was packing between his legs-- it was too big. He was too big.
Towering above you, as he traps you between his wide knees. He pushes your legs open wide, wider to accommodate him. âRelax just like I told ya too honey. Itâll be okay.â He reaches to grab your hand and you might had puked if you werenât so scared. He wanted it to be romantic in every sense of the word, fitting his big fingers through yours with one hand, and holding his cock in the other. âItâs gonna feel a little uncomfortable at first, and I know you donât like talkin much,â he chuckles, his head flush with your entrance. He looks into your eyes, making sure you hear him. âbut you gotta tell me your okay, or if I need to stop.â
Why did it have to be him? Someone so accommodating. You might have had a shred of dignity left to argue with him (to fight back) if he had been mean. If he had hurt you, if he had just taken you by the river like the beast he was trying so hard not to be. But it had to be special. You, had to be special.
âOkay.â You know he wonât move until you tell him too. Perhaps he could hear how fast your heart was beating, or maybe see how your chest was rising and falling in your labored breathing. âY-you can put it in.â Stupid girl who couldnât even speak without stuttering. Of course he was going to treat you like a doll.
Somehow, he finds it in him to go slow; he sinks into your welcoming heat with a loud hiss. âFuck, baby. Youâre gonna be the death of me.â You donât how far in he is, donât dare to look as you seize up and scrunch your face. It didnât hurt as much as you thought it might but it was still uncomfortable. âOh baby, you gotta relax.â He laughs as he sees your face. He squeezes the hand he holds again, his free one now coming up to cup your cheeks. âLet me see your eyes, pretty girl.â Like the obedient thing you are, you open them.
âFeels weird,⊠Eden.â You shift uncomfortably under him. Its not enough to deter him, nothing would be at this point, but it does soften him. He likes it when you call him by his name. Must make him feel closer than the two of you really are.
âI know baby, itâll feel good soon though. Dâyou feel like you could take more?â He lets out a heavy breath through his nose. How much he was holding back for you, you couldnât be certain. You bite your lip, and decide it would be better to get it over with.
âSlow, please.â You had never felt so small as you do now. But as he pushes more of his length into you, you both gasp. You grasp on to his forearm, clench his hand as he pushes. You donât tell him to stop.
Itâs uncomfortable, the feeling of being so full. He must have bottomed out, from the way heâs panting heavy and looking down at you with half lidded eyes. âHoney baby,â You open your eyes again, looking into his. âYou feel like heaven, pretty girl. Please, tell me to move.â He grunts out the words, looking for any sign from you.
âI still need, need a second.â You take a deep breath, whimpering as you shift a little. He hisses again, gripping your hip tight a moment before lessening his grip.
âLet me make it better, baby.â Heâs quick to move his hand from your hip back over to your clit, rubbing small, quick, circles on it. The sudden friction has you gasping and involuntarily clenching around him, the both of you groaning at the sudden feeling. âShh, I know honey.â
âS-slow, please. Slow down.â You keen and stress again, until Eden slows his movements, circling your poor clit with more deliberate movements. At this you take a deep breath, and close your eyes.
âAww, my poor girl.â He coos, watching you. âI think youâre ready, arenât you?â God, he sounds desperate. He probably is. Even if you arenât quite ready, Eden was pretending to give you the choice.
âO...okay,â You grip the bed, taking a big intake of breath as he starts to pull out of you. Slowly, until just his head sits you than back in. You just had to focus on the sensation; of his fingers, starting to pick up pace on your clit. Of his cock, dragging against your pussy in a way thatâs not entirely unpleasant. You just couldnât look at him. At the way he held you like someone precious, how his eyes held such tenderness and concern and desire.
âLook at me, darling. Need to see youâre okay.â He pants and you unscrunch your face. When had you gotten all wound up? âOh thereâs my pretty girl.â He grins and laughs softly when you look to him. Heâs picked up the pace, hand leaving your clit to hold your hip in place as he finally takes his prize. âSo wet for me, so good.â
Heâs starting to lose himself, like the beast he is. Thoughts of gentleness are all but abandoned as he takes and takes from you. You canât help the soft noises and moans you make; if you were good, this would be over soon. He would take what he wanted from you and it would be over.
Until the next time, of course.
âE-Eden, Iâm close.â You had been focusing so hard on that little bundle of feel good in you, you failed to realize just how brutal Eden had gotten. Slamming into your hips, bullying his cock into your virgin hole again and again. Struggling to maintain his pace, eager to feel you.
âMe too darlinâ, itâs okay. You can cum when ever you want.â He was out of breath, leaning over you and looking down at you before devouring your lips. This time, he is consuming; he steals your lips, your breath, your very thoughts with the want and hunger in his kiss.
You gasp in surprise as your orgasm hits you, moaning into Edenâs mouth and clenching your legs around his waist. At this, he groans, barely pulling from your lips to stutter his hips once, twice, into your welcoming heat and cumming into your poor pussy.
You want to stay in that blissful moment. You grind against his spent cock, eager to chase the little after waves and hide from the upcoming moment. But Eden merely lets out a soft groan, pulling from you slowly and carefully, to your chagrin.
âShh baby, thereâll be more to come.â He chuckles at your little whine. You come back to yourself, breathing heavy and looking up at him with big, wide eyes. You were covered in a cold sweat, could feel his cum in you and cooling on your inner thighs.
God, that really happened. He was still there, looking at you. You could feel the weight of the collar around your next, his eyes watching you. You were stuck here with Eden. You didnât even have it in you to question him as he settles down into the bed next to you, happily pulling you into his arms. He seems to tire quick, sighing in content as he wraps his arms around your waist, and rests his chin in the gap between your head and shoulder.
âYouâre gonna like it here, promise.â He seems to grow softer before rest. âJust have to get you use to life out here. Itâll be rough-- but weâve got each other.â You close your eyes and try to ignore him. Rest would be your respite-- tomorrow, you could face this growing problem.
Tomorrow, you would face the trauma of being kidnapped. Tomorrow, you would deal with the consequences of losing your virginity. Tomorrow, you would see Edenâs face in the light of day and you wouldnât even be able to hate him. Yes, tomorrow, it would be so much worse.
But tonight, you are tired. Tonight, you can pretend heâs someone you love. Tonight, it was all okay. Because you were good, you were sweet and cute and pathetic and everything he liked. And if you could continue to be just that, you would find a way out of this fine mess.
âOh, and darling?â He hums the words in your ear, as close to a whisper as his gruff voice can make. âDonât think I ever got your nameâŠâ
You pretend youâve fallen asleep. Perhaps the only thing worse than his deep voice calling you those pet names, would be him calling your name as he looks at you with that lovesick gaze. No, you are already asleep; Eden sighs but doesnât try to wake you. He readjusts against you once, and than mutters.
âGuess Iâll see in the morningâŠâ
#Eden x reader#dol x reader#dol eden x reader#m eden x reader#degrees of lewdity#Eden the hunter#once again being outed as gross#this is fine though#not sfw#dead dove do not eat
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today, i found an old sketch i never finished and felt like drawing with thick lines hehe
#also tried to go for hard shading#which i dont do often bc well. i think it looks kinda bad the way i do?#this is fine though#i think#miles edgeworth#mitsurugi reiji#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban
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Foods of Thedas: Round 4 - Glitchless edition?
So reposting this because I can't edit, delete, or fix the broken post.
That aside I want to take the chance to elaborate that Ferelden, Avvar, and Chasind are one option because they all come from the same culinary source: the Alamarri.
I also want to note that the reason I'll be doing a secondary poll for the Free Marches is because while similar, I feel like they'd have some pretty unique regional cuisine based on their resources, trade agreements, and level of landlocked. Additionally, if you all do choose Free Marches I will be polling only the city states till we figure out the order I knock them out. Makes the most sense to me than continuously recycling Free Marches in the main poll.
But thank you all who've been voting this far, you've made my NanoWriMo camp pretty focused and I've been making more progress than I was expecting.
#dragon age#dragon age poll#foods of thedas poll#archi is polling#I apparently break tumblr posting on the regular#This is fine though#Anyways like I said last time so there isn't a constant stream of polls I will probably space them out with a week in between#Unless a poll of the week makes sense to all of you. Let me know!
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
#text#i have Things to Do tomorrow but i also have Work and it feels impossible to do both#even though mathematically i should be literally fine
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "đđŒđđŒâ" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) âwhy didn't he use đ«”đŒ?â didn't exist yet. âwhy didn't he use đ?â dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. đđŒ is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent đđŒđđŒ as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Always interesting when a family member you're not in contact with sends you things
#i am a very particular kind of uncomfortable#screaming sounds nice. id also rather like to tear off my own skin and/or crawl out of it#hmm#this is fine though#void#vent post
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MWAH!
#if you're cold they're cold. Let them in#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#scopophobia#monitoring goes hard. had to get this outof my system#congrats deco27 for releasing a new song that sounds like a new song[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD]#Well my most esteemed oomfs have agreed with me so idc. his discography has been looking up since hao though. i like hao. ^_^#Hi everynyan i got my fucking wisdom teeth out last week i AUUUUGH. FUUUUUCK. MY LIFE#Its fjne. Its fine its whatever. Tch. Tch.#I;m feeling the end of semester crunch something crazy i also have a cosplay to make in less than 2 months i havent started#emunene revstar art keeps me going#I NEED TO POST STUFF TO BSKY FIRST BC I WRITE THE ALT TEXT THERE AND THEN GO OH FUCK I DIDNT PUT IT ON TMBLR OT TWT. And u cant fucking#edit alt text onto stupid tweets because that app fucking sucks. GOD DAMNIT
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metal pipe sound effect
#shadownilla#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#truthless recluse#this is the sketchiest meme ive ever drawn but i had to get it out of my head.#i will say the panel 4 shilk is probably the best version or him ive drawn yet though#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk spoilers#this is probably only funny to me. thats fine peace and love on planet earth#my art
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Hadestown // Severance, 2x03 âWho Is Alive?â
#severance#severanceedit#severance spoilers#mark scout#asal reghabi#mark x gemma#*#i have been Thinking About This (severance + hadestown) for so long but waiting to make any gifsets and WELL. can't wait anymore#a web weave rather than something artsy but i have many plans for better stuff#tbh although i'm a tumblr vet i've never been crazy about the myth of orpheus and eurydice; it's fine but it just doesn't Speak to me#(though i do think hadestown is a beautiful and excellently-written musical)#however. if this show can pull it off i may be fundamentally altered#and if it doesn't ... well. i will accept my place in the clown car
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Yearning from the nothing dimension [rambling in tags ^^]
#i really couldn't make a version with a bunch of eyes that i was happy with on the bottom part#and then i realized thats fine and not everthing is going to look cool and awsome all the time. kinda emphasizes the space though.#anywho do you ever think about how lonely it must be in the tree or dark side of the moon. like all you can do is watch and wait#imagine falling in love with someone you can only see glimpses of#someone who you just found your mind wandering closer and closer to untill you realize just how happy they make you and how they make#the vast emptiness of a prison feel because your so far from someone whom doesn't even know you exist#Anyway!! had some thoughts about sm I'll probably draw more laterrrrr bc I just cant draw today ^â^#cookie run kingdom x reader#shadow milk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#i hope my rambling made sence to someone. im not very good at articulating myself
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what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately
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I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it
it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually
some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows
#anti smoking#'omg the kids don't smoke anymore so sad!!! sharing a smoke is sociable and Good Old-Fashioned Friendship!!!'#what are you even talking about#I don't care how cool it looks or how ingrained it is in the culture wherever you live#it's BAD. I thought we all KNEW AND AGREED ON THIS#not bad like 'well don't do it to excess and you'll probably be fine' a la drinking- though that has its own issues#and we're way too cavalier about them#but bad like 'no part of doing this in any amount is anything but terrible for your health'
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i did actually attend a catholic school as a kid because it was the only school within walking distance and my parents worked all week so they couldn't drop me off elsewhere and while i was there one of the other kids stabbed me through the hand with a pencil during a fight so i guess i'm like. 1/5th stigmatic.
#đ#it healed up fine though and now theres just a little scar. so not really unless i get scurvy or something.
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SNAPDEX: DAY 13 | DEX 104
cubert.... warmup for today, 30 minutes
#cubone#pokemon#pokemon art#art warmup#generally im starting to draw these slower. nota ctually a bad thing though. im wanting to take more time#i think when i started them i justified it by like thinking 'oh well its only ten minutes.#i can spare ten minutes'#but now ill start drawing and its like. well i want to slow down a little. what if i want to take my time. even if its just a sketch im#coloring thats fine#snapdex
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Vanessa suffered more than Michael in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#vanessa afton#michael afton#fnaf sister location#William Afton#look guys Michael is totally fine#mean heâs still walking and talking thatâs good enough right?#Michael would agree Vanessa had it worst#He feels bad for Vanessa though#maybe it reminds him of Elizabeth so it brings him down#though overall nobody suffers like Afton kids suffer
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